Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Candy Crush Saga Requests will cause Third World War


You came home really tired. Get refreshed, eat your dinner and then go for a good sleep, thinking about your whole day and many other things. You are sleeping now at 1 AM night, suddenly your mobile phone notification sounds. You wake up from a beautiful dream and saw your mobile notification light blinking.

You reached your mobile in 3 seconds, and a lot of thoughts strikes in your mind in these three seconds. Maybe your ex-girlfriend messaged you, maybe she needs you again or maybe you got your salary which wasn't given to you since last month.

You picked up the phone and saw the notification:-
"So-n-So Invited you to play Candy Crush Saga"



You just drop the mobile, feeling of anger and hate comes from inside. With your red eyes full of sleep and your tight fist you shout:-
"GOD! Just give me one chance of murder, I don't want anything else! Take everything from me - this smartphone, AC or the extra marital affair in office, everything. But just one chance to kill someone is what I need."

While saying this a drop of tear falls from your eyes. Your eyes are aching because of heavy light from smartphone screen. And then asking GOD not to hear the request of taking away that extra-marital affair, you go back to sleep.

This problem is not for a specific person, but there are so many people living in the threat of Candy Crush Saga requests. But the world is not taking any concern about this matter.

Time has come that we should announce Candy Crush Saga requests as criminal offence. And all the offensive should be declared as international threat and red corner notice should be announced to them. And if they got caught sending Candy Crush request, they should be punished with 500 Candy Request send to them each day for whole year.

Many people believe that "Third World War" will happen due to Candy Crush Requests. There are chances that Putin will start sending Candy Crush request to Obama, to just make fun.

And in return angry Obama will block Putin and ask British Prime Minister to send Candy Crush and Paper Panic Saga requests to Putin. Then China come in support of Russia and start sending Farm House Saga request to British Prime Minister every hour.

And due to this the World divides in two teams and comes to the edge of Third World War.


I know I am talking a lot of shit here, but I am one of those suffering from Candy Crush Saga request problem. Lets promise each other that we will not send these bloody annoying Candy Crush requests to each other.

Lets not push World towards "World War III".